I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent, my eyebrows are on point, and my edges are everything.
Sometimes…I barely miss you at all and I am proud of myself. I attempt to count the days since I’ve last missed you and somehow the hours never add up to one..
“Ay! I’m about to affect you”
“Eh. It’s done here’s the effect”
I only voted for barack the second time so michelle could be the First Lady for four more years and slay